The Snowman
I made a snowman.
A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
So, I made a snow woman.
My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest,
saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit
and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
The transgender ma... wom... er, person asked
why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,
as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
The Muslim guy across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
The Police arrived saying someone has been offended.
The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a subservient domestic role.
The city equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
A TV news crew from ABC shows up.
I am asked if I know the difference between snow-men and snow-women?
I reply, "Snowballs?” and am now being called a sexist.
I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic,
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
I am asked if I have any accomplices.
My children are taken by social services.
Far left protesters, offended by everything,
are marching down the street demanding for me to be jailed.
There is no moral to this story.
It's just a view of the world in which we live today
and it is only getting worse.
I made a snowman.
A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
So, I made a snow woman.
My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest,
saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit
and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
The transgender ma... wom... er, person asked
why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,
as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
The Muslim guy across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
The Police arrived saying someone has been offended.
The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a subservient domestic role.
The city equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
A TV news crew from ABC shows up.
I am asked if I know the difference between snow-men and snow-women?
I reply, "Snowballs?” and am now being called a sexist.
I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic,
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
I am asked if I have any accomplices.
My children are taken by social services.
Far left protesters, offended by everything,
are marching down the street demanding for me to be jailed.
There is no moral to this story.
It's just a view of the world in which we live today
and it is only getting worse.