NATIVE AMERICAN JOHN TRUDELL EXPLAINS HOW PEOPLE TODAY
ARE GOING ALONG WITH SOCIETY, CUT OFF FROM A SPIRITUAL,
TRIBAL PAST IN A UNIFIED REALM OF BEING!
ARE GOING ALONG WITH SOCIETY, CUT OFF FROM A SPIRITUAL,
TRIBAL PAST IN A UNIFIED REALM OF BEING!
Nike Releases Bernie Sanders Signature Shoe
That Helps You Survive Under Socialism
That Helps You Survive Under Socialism
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has released a new patriotic shoe just in time for the Fourth of July:
the Sanders Air Marx, the official, signature shoe of Senator Bernie Sanders.
Every pair of Air Marx is emblazoned with Sanders’ signature and iconic “crazy old man” silhouette.
The shoes pack in all kinds of useful features for people living in a socialist regime, including the following:
The shoes are not available for purchase but will be given from Nike according to their ability
to each customer according to their needs.
“I’m happy to team up with Nike to release this shoe,” said Sanders.
“I will make millions of dollars off this deal, which is not hypocritical because it’s me and not you.”
The Sanders Air Marx is only available in one size, as Sanders remarked:
“who needs a choice of shoe size when there are starving children in the world?”
the Sanders Air Marx, the official, signature shoe of Senator Bernie Sanders.
Every pair of Air Marx is emblazoned with Sanders’ signature and iconic “crazy old man” silhouette.
The shoes pack in all kinds of useful features for people living in a socialist regime, including the following:
- New ActiveShrink technology helps the shoe shrink right along with you as you wither away from starvation
- Breadline Padding Plus helps you stand in breadlines for hours hoping the government is generous enough
- to give you some food
- A Venezuelan flag, or optional Soviet Russian flag, to show your true patriotism
- A patented air pump that helps you pump up your wheelbarrow tire
- as you slave away farming food for the government to redistribute
- Comfy and aerodynamic design that helps you chase zoo animals more effectively
- The shoes are completely edible and can be boiled into soup or gruel in a pinch
The shoes are not available for purchase but will be given from Nike according to their ability
to each customer according to their needs.
“I’m happy to team up with Nike to release this shoe,” said Sanders.
“I will make millions of dollars off this deal, which is not hypocritical because it’s me and not you.”
The Sanders Air Marx is only available in one size, as Sanders remarked:
“who needs a choice of shoe size when there are starving children in the world?”
Largest Seed Comp. Stops Selling Seeds to Gardeners
Never saw this coming... instead of putting the food into the people's hands the worlds largest retail seed company Johnny's Select... will stop selling to gardeners ... from their site
Johnny's employees pride themselves on answering your calls quickly and on our same-day shipping, but in order to protect their safety during this time, we have made some adjustments to our business operations. Here's what you can expect as of March 31st, 2020:
Please take care of yourself, your family, and your crew.
— The Employee–Owners of Johnny's Selected Seeds
Never saw this coming... instead of putting the food into the people's hands the worlds largest retail seed company Johnny's Select... will stop selling to gardeners ... from their site
Johnny's employees pride themselves on answering your calls quickly and on our same-day shipping, but in order to protect their safety during this time, we have made some adjustments to our business operations. Here's what you can expect as of March 31st, 2020:
- At this time, we are accepting new orders only from commercial farmers shipping to the U.S. and Canada and international wholesale customers. We plan to resume taking orders from all customers on April 14th. This restriction applies to all orders placed via our website, phone, and email. This was a difficult decision and we apologize for the inconvenience.
- Commercial Farmers only: Please login to your website account before placing your order or call our contact center at 1-877-564-6697 for assistance. If you have forgotten your password, you can find information on resetting your password here.
- Orders placed with our standard shipping option prior to March 31st, 2020 may experience a shipment delay of 5–10 days. Commercial orders placed on or after March 31st, 2020 may experience a shipment delay of 1–2 days.
- You may experience a longer than usual response time when you phone in your order, call on us to answer growing questions, or email us to make inquiries.
- We have closed our retail store in Winslow, Maine, and will not be hosting farm tours until further notice.
Please take care of yourself, your family, and your crew.
— The Employee–Owners of Johnny's Selected Seeds
